Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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