So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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