Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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