Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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