speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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