STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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