hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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