Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
God, I missed his penis.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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