She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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