hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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