it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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