Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
do nipples grow back?
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