I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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