mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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