So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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