thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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