Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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