What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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