I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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