plz talk dirty to me
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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