Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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