I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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