Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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