Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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