HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Come share oat with me in your robe
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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