There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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