used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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