Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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