You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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