She's JV to your varsity
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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