entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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