Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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