Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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