love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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