just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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