She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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