I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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