my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize