One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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