There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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