I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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