why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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