this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We have started to decorate penises.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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