My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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