i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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