Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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