This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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