Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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