we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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