420 ftw
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Dick very happy bro
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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