Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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