I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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