The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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