he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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