Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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