You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Randomize
