Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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