'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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